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November 01, 2005
An open letter to mommy
Mommy, you know we love you.
But please. We're trying to sleep. This means
- Don't rub your face all over us. We are not washcloths.
- Don't give us belly rubs. We are not magic lamps. No genies here.
- It's OUR bed, don't move us. We chose our spots carefully, and we don't want to move.
- Don't move. You're there to be part of the bed, and we need you to stay.
So, got it? Those are some of the rules. At least when it comes to sleep. There are still fifty billion more, but we'll get to them.
And that's not including the food rules. We'll get to those, too.
Posted by Sarai at November 1, 2005 08:40 PM
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