January 29, 2006
People I love
The Boy
Dennis Miller
The kitties
Dennis Miller
My family
Dennis Miller
My regulars at the bar
Oh yeah, did I mention Dennis Miller?
God that man is amazing.
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December 07, 2005
What I learned from South Park tonight
AA makes people into alcoholics.
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December 05, 2005
I'm evil.
But we knew this already. After all, I'm registered Republican and a woman.
How evil are you?
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December 02, 2005
Ponderings
Do all little kids call him "melmo?"
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November 18, 2005
Dreams
I had a dream last night that Jeff died.
Feisty was the one who emailed me.
This scared the shit out of me, because it felt real. It felt like something that could happen, and that she would be the one to tell me.
Fucking brain. It can't stop for a few hours so I can get decent sleep. Argh.
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November 13, 2005
BANCAKES!
If you fuck with the founding members of a message board, you will be banned.
Just a little PSA for all potential trolls out there.
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October 15, 2005
Sun
The sun is going away again.
This weather fucking SUCKS ASS.
I'm meditating on this entry, from Elisson.
The phrase "they tried to kill us, we won, let's eat" keeps coming to mind. There's more there, but it's buried under a huge layer of respect and a bit of silence in honor of a religion I hold dear.
Probably the only organized religion I would consider following.
Oh, and a note to the NYRA crowd - I'm giving myself a small break from the forums. I have some great ideas, but I want to be rested and able to really attack them when I get back. Could be an hour, could be a few days. I'm not sure yet.
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October 07, 2005
I live in a movie.
No seriously. I do.
That is all.
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October 02, 2005
Random Thought
Is anyone else really disturbed by those Burger King commercials that have the man with the weird plastic "King" mask?
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September 06, 2005
Disturbed
Rebecca Diamond
Hello,
Some of my clients are searching online for a gay fetish website. My job is
to find one place to send them to. I'd like to discuss an arrangement with
you.
Please contact me at your earliest convenience. I will be in today
(Tuesday) from 8:00 AM PST to 5:00 PM PST. You'll need to be at your
computer when you call me. Please call when you have a few minutes and I
will a> demonstrate how you would benefit from what we do and b> answer any
and all questions you have.
Best Regards,
Rebecca Diamond
Business Segment Analyst, Star Position
Phone (US): 877.732.5128 ext 2002
Outside US: 213.250.8474
PS: It is my job to send my clients looking from the search engines
to one placw at the exact moment they are looking. We have over
16,600,000 people on our network, and growing. The users on
our Network are the clients I am referring to.
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WHAT THE FUCK?!
This just ended up in my spam filter.
I think, if you're going to be recruiting "gay fetish" websites, you should learn how to spell.
Fuckers.
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August 30, 2005
=P
bleh
allergies
stupid dust
we have no claritin
i have to stop at store
this sucks
stupid work
stupid allergies
stupid no-sleep
bleh
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August 24, 2005
Google Talk
New thing. Interesting.
I prefer my Trillian, when it works. As of now, Google Talk has me confused.
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August 22, 2005
Tarot
The Hierophant often represents learning with experts or knowledgeable teachers. This card also stands for institutions and their values. The Hierophant is a symbol of the need to conform to rules or fixed situations. His appearance in a reading can show that you are struggling with a force that is not innovative, free-spirited or individual. Groups can be enriching or stifling, depending on circumstances. Sometimes we need to follow a program or embrace tradition, other times, we need to trust ourselves. For a full description of your card and other goodies, please visit LearnTarot.com |
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I am The HierophantI prefer runes. Used to read them. Should get back into it.
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August 21, 2005
Mr. DJ, will you fix my dolly?
Cute little film, reminds me why I love DJ's.
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August 19, 2005
Drudge
I think if I took screenshots of Drudge everyday, I wouldn't have to post anything.
It's either stupid, wrong, or just plain funny.
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August 13, 2005
Holy fuckin shit...
*boing*
*thud*
That was the sound of me bouncing with excitement, only to remember that I FUCKING HURT LIKE ALL FUCKING HELL AND OH MY GOD I had a great time.
Sara, she of the one entry and the MySpace obsession, came with me. I may ask her to log in and give you her impressions of the event.
Let me just say this though...There are several photos of me that, if people know what's good for them, will never find their way to the internet, and will be deleted off camera and card.
I was fuzzy. And frilly.
And totally punked out. Spikes, Doc Martins, and the visor. Zippers and chains everywhere.
Just...accessorized.
*yawn*
I think I may go to bed now. Sooooo tired.
This was Warped Tour:
*arrive by bus*
*marvel at dust clouds*
*remember that there hasn't been a rainstorm in days*
*hope we brought enough sunscreen*
*marvel at how hot it is*
*show tickets at security*
*show tickets at second security, they check our bags*
*have tickets taken*
*walk*
*look at booths*
*check schedule*
*walk*
*look at more booths*
*bitch about how hot it is*
*drink water*
*walk*
*stand in shade*
*listen to music*
*walk*
*look at booths*
*check out the NYRA booth, and laugh at the poor schmucks manning it*
*walk*
*see STORY OF THE YEAR! YEAH!*
*walk*
*get water*
*listen to reggae/punk band*
*take photos*
*marvel at dust clouds*
*wish for rain*
*pray for rain*
*pour water over head, pretending it's rain*
*wipe dust off face*
*reapply sunscreen*
*hope we brought enough sunscreen with us*
*buy stuff*
*go to NYRA booth again, laugh at schmucks again*
*try to wipe more dirt off face, succeed in smudging it and making face raw*
*pour water over head*
*pray for rain*
*realize it's kinda blatting rain*
*enjoy rain and wind*
*listen to music*
*wonder when rain ended*
*buy more stuff*
*get stickers*
*listen to My Chemical Romance*
*get disturbed by the overwhelming number of little princess girls in perfect hair and pancake makeup*
*get disturbed by little brats showing off their pseudo-punk outfits*
*get REALLY disturbed by the pop princesses hitting on the brats*
*get bored with My Chemical Romance - not enough music, too much talking*
*see a guy come out with a smashed ankle (seriously, his foot was backwards) and yell at the crowd to MAKE A FUCKING PATH FOR THE FUCKING MEDICS*
*see The Offspring*
*realize we're tired, hungry, dirty, and hot*
*decide to cut out early*
*get on bus*
*get stuck on bus behind car helping to jump-start another car*
*honk*
*honk*
*HOOOOOONNNNNNNNNK*
*honk honkhonkhonk honkhonk honkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonkhonk*
*honk*
*car moves, we pull into Lex/125th*
*drag selves home*
*shower*
*marvel at the amount of dirt coming off*
*turn water to frigidicecold*
*gasp and stop breathing for a second*
*enjoy*
*get out, get dressed, walk dog, collapse*
*yawn*
*write blog entry*
And there you have it.
*yawn*
Ok, there you have it.
*yawn*
Ok, stop it now. No one's reading anymore, and no one cares.
Night.
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July 30, 2005
ROFLMMFAOOMMFGLOL
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July 26, 2005
Yahoo Search String
why does everything have to change
Because change is a good thing.
Because if life didn't change, we'd be bored.
Because it's the bumps in life that keep us on our toes and our brains limber.
Because if life didn't change, what would we do with ourselves?
Because change is the spice of life.
Because even though change sucks sometimes, in the end it always gives us opportunities.
Because when life changes, it gives you the chance to become a better person.
Learn to love change, and it will love you back.
/stupid sappiness
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July 25, 2005
*snicker*
NASA admits pulling a 'Scotty' with Mars Rovers By Mark MotzWith the twin Mars rovers approaching or surpassing their 200th SOL on Mars, NASA engineers reveal a somewhat geekish secret.
NASA Mars rover design engineer Joe Melko, suppressing a mischevious smile, explains
"Well, we've been telling the media that the twin Mars rovers were designed to last a hundred days, and that every day after that is an added unexpected bonus, but now that we've gone beyond the 200th day mark with Spirit, I think it's time we offer a more accurate explanation."
Melko took a stack of Star Trek photos from his desk, picking one showing the original Star Trek character Mister Scott talking to a younger actor
"Remember this episode? Mister Scott is explaining to the young engineer how to come across as a miracle worker. He says something like: 'Tell the captain it will take you 3 hours to fix the problem, lad, when you know it will only take about 1. That way, when you leisurely fix it in 2, you'll still come across as a miracle worker!'"
Melko took out a pair of wax Spock ears and put them on, giving the 'live long and prosper' symbol with his right hand
"Err...well, we did the same thing. We knew the twin rovers might even last a year on Mars, so we pulled a Scotty, so we'd look like heroes. We got the idea at a Star Trek convention in Orlando a few years back."
If nothing else, America's brilliant NASA engineers have once again illustrated their almost superhumanlike genius, -along with more than a trifle of geekishness-, but genius nonetheless.
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July 16, 2005
Yes, the timestamp is correct
I am awake at 4:30 in the FUCKING morning.
This is not because I've stayed up all night.
Nor because I chose to wake up this early.
Nor is it as a result of falling asleep early last night.
Instead, it is so I can catch a FUCKING bus from FUCKING Chinatown to FUCKING Boston.
But I get to see my mommy. And that makes it all ok.
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July 10, 2005
*giggle*
I love drunkmails. I'd love to get more of them.
Feel free to send them. I promise to be laughing and worried at the same time.
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July 08, 2005
Why bother with words?
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June 29, 2005
OMMFG
(no, seriously, it's cool though. Via Ellen at AMCGLTD.COM
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