September 02, 2005
"What would you do...
...without me if you were attacked by a flock of nits, and I wasn't around to nitpick?"
--Jason, in response to my assertation that he's a nasty nitpicker. Ok, I didn't use the word "nasty", but it just sounds better that way.
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July 20, 2005
Stupid shit
"I must be the balls, because I'm stuck between an ass and a dick."
--Me
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June 17, 2005
Why yes, yes he did!
He mooned me!
Bastard.
This calls for revenge.
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June 16, 2005
Video Games and Kids
If video games influenced kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms, listening to bad techno music and popping pills.
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June 15, 2005
Cause, you know...
Men are mothers too.
--B., cousin of DBF.
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June 12, 2005
Do you realize...
It's the men in this apartment taking diet pills to lose weight?
- Friend, while her SO is laying on the floor jiggling his fat and DBF (darling boyfriend) was probably off exercising.
My excuse (and hers) is that it's 73 degrees at 2am with 100% humidity in the middle of NYC.
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June 10, 2005
I just don't get it.
Men constantly feel the need to check and make sure their balls are still there. Why?
Are they afraid they're going to get up and run away?
We don't do this with our tits, why are they doing it with their balls?
-Me, talking with my darling boyfriend. Who unfortunatly, falls into the category of MEN as described above.
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June 04, 2005
Wheeeee....
Spinning Spinning Spinning Spinning...
Cold medicine is fun.
I think I'm stoned.
oooo...My feet are numb. Heee...
Almost makes up for the fucking Sox loss today.
That was pathetic.
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May 26, 2005
Weekend
This is going to be an interesting weekend.
Some good friends of mine (the ones with the two girls I babysit) are moving to CT on June 3rd. This means I only get to see them occasionally.
I need to buy the youngest her birthday present. No idea what to get her. Probably end up picking up a Maurice Sendak book for when she's older. Pair it with one of the stuffed monsters from Where The Wild Things Are.
My mom is coming down to the city for the weekend. It's also my uncle's birthday, so we'll be celebrating that. Need to get him a present/card.
Need to pay bills. Have no money. Being poor sucks.
Won't hear from CUNY for another month. Waiting sucks.
I'm trying to finish up a video game (Kingdom Hearts) which has me in its clutches.
AND...
The most major event of the weekend...THE SOX PLAY THE YANKEES!
GO SOX!
KICK THEIR ASSES!
YANKEES SUCK!
I love you all and I love the Passionfruit.
(If you know what that means, email me. We may have a lot in common. If you don't, you won't get it. Inside joke.)
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May 10, 2005
Great TV Quote
"Oh great Pool Hall Oracle" - House, Love Hurts
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April 18, 2005
Stupid Conversations With Friends
"I don't want two fruit flies having sex on my banana" - Her
And even better:
"Name some french cheeses" - Me
"Um...Surrender Monkeys?" - Him
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